The Despina (zoepaleologa) wrote,

The Fandom Verb List - conjugated for you.

I, you, she – the fandom conjugations…

(Yes I know there are guys in the fandom, I read he/she as being a bit clumsy, oh, call it AU...)



I am a fanfic writer with a devoted and intelligent readership

You are a fanfic writer with a lot of fangirls

She is a deranged egomaniac with pathetic sycophants and minions.

……………………

I am a writer who can create a wonderfully well-drawn and subtle OFC

You are a writer who tends to self-insertion

She writes the most howling Mary-Sues I’ve ever seen.

………………….

I am a writer of edgy and controversial stories

You are a writer of dark fics, which are a bit melodramatic

She is a complete angst whore.

…………………

I am a writer who feels it is my duty to let readers who want a quality read know that my work exists

You are a writer who pimps your fics a fair bit.

She is a total review whore.

…………………

I am a writer who takes care to make my work polished.

You are a writer who occasionally lets a few errors by

She writes like a pre-teen fangirl on a sugar high.

…………………

I am someone who believes in helping writers grow by offering useful constructive criticism

You can be a bit bitchy as a reviewer at times.

She is a vicious and jealous flamer.

…………………….

I take pains to write fics that are carefully researched and canonical

You write fics, which are a bit AU

She produces page after page of complete canon rape.

………………………

I write fics, which are sexy and erotic

You write fics, which are a bit smutty

She writes fics, which are just porn.

……………………..

I write jaw droppingly original takes on powerful and universal themes.

You tend to be a bit clichéd at times

She writes the same old fangirl fluff as the rest of them.

………………..

I have a writing style, which is lyrical and rich

You have a writing style, which can be a bit overblown at times

She is pretentious.

…………………….

I always write canon characters in character.

You tend to go a bit out of character sometimes, though only for the purpose of the story.

She reduces Snape into a complete and idiotic fluffy bunny.

………………………

I believe in exercising my right of free speech in order to enable us to confront taboo and outdated shibboleths.

You write twincest.

She writes nothing but disgusting squick.

…………………

I write witty and well-turned parody.

You write humour fics.

She is about as funny as toothache.

……………….

I’m a complete and utter pillock and I don’t care…

*beams and skips away*

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded  

  • 91 comments
Previous
← Ctrl← Alt
Next
Ctrl →Alt →
Previous
← Ctrl← Alt
Next
Ctrl →Alt →